Babushka Cat “I’m as Useless as the G in Lasagna” Crewneck Sweatshirt
Some letters are essential. Some are just there for moral support.
Featuring Babushka Cat and the perfectly deadpan quote “I’m as useless as the ‘G’ in lasagna,” this cozy crewneck is made for anyone who has accepted that being productive every single day is wildly overrated.
Equal parts comfortable, sarcastic, and oddly relatable, it’s the kind of sweatshirt that gets a laugh from people in the grocery store—and a knowing nod from anyone who’s ever spent an entire afternoon accomplishing absolutely nothing.
THE DETAILS
Made with the classic Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ Crewneck, this unisex sweatshirt has a soft, cozy feel with enough weight to keep you warm without feeling overly bulky.
- Unisex classic fit
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Medium-heavy 8 oz. fabric
- Soft, comfortable fleece interior
- Ribbed-knit crewneck, cuffs and waistband
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Tear-away label
- Designed for everyday wear, lounging, errands, questionable productivity, and lasagna-related activities
Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester / 40% cotton.
SIZING
This is a unisex sweatshirt with a classic fit. For a more relaxed or oversized look, consider sizing up. Please refer to the size chart before ordering for the best fit.
PLEASE NOTE
Each sweatshirt is made to order especially for you. Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings and the garment color selected.
Due to the natural properties of the fabric, the White sweatshirt may have a slightly off-white appearance rather than a bright optical white.
The Gildan 18000 is made using ethically grown U.S. cotton and is part of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol. OEKO-TEX certified dyes are used in its production.
Because sometimes you’re the G in lasagna—and your only job is to be there.
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
